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Why I Stuck A Flare Up My Arse For England

Tue 30 Jun

About Why I Stuck A Flare Up My Arse For England

Football. It's what defined my happiness. It's what filled my soul with joy and occasionally... despair.

Billy and his best mate Adam are die-hard football fans. It's their love, it's their life, it's their religion. When they bump into a new group of mates down the pub, they start to take their support one step further and their lives begin to change forever. 

Why I Stuck A Flare Up My Arse For England is an award-winning, bold, hilarious, and deep exploration of identity, belonging, and the lengths we go to for love, acceptance, and a sense of purpose. Set against the backdrop of football fandom and English culture, this fictional one-person show takes the audience on a riotous journey through the protagonist's life, as he recounts the absurd yet poignant events that led him to the infamous moment of sticking a flare up his arse in a wild act of loyalty and rebellion.

Image: Rah Petherbridge
Image: Rah Petherbridge

Written and performed by Alex Hill | Directed by Sean Turner | RoxyDog Productions | Co-produced by Alex Hill and Sean Turner | Sound Design by Sam Baxter | Video and Lighting Design by James Dean


About the production

This production contains haze. 

You'll find further guidance on content here; please be aware that by reading this, elements of the plot may be revealed. 

If you have questions or would like further information, drop us a line at hello@cft.org.uk

Content & themes

This production contains themes that people may find distressing, including scenes of violence, references to suicide and drugs. Contains strong language throughout. 

Minimal audience participation.

While we do our best to provide relevant info for audiences, shows in The Nest are often new or still in development and therefore content can change.


Prices & info

General admission | £15

Venue

The NestGeneral admission £15
Age Guidance
14+
Running time
1 hour and 10 minutes
Age Guidance
14+
Running time
1 hour and 10 minutes
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Call: 01243 781312 Email: hello@cft.org.uk
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