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Paul & Laura Don't Give a Sh*t (Sorry)

Tue 30 Jun

About Paul & Laura Don't Give a Sh*t (Sorry)

Autobiographical theatre meets playful chaos in a heart-warming, hilariously nonchalant ride led by two best friends who just want to feel cool.

Award-winning duo Paul and Laura come to The Nest! Following the Brighton Fringe Audience Choice Award win for My Heart is a Spark, they bring this joy-filled, tongue-in-cheek romp through the perils of trying too hard to be liked. If you’re meeting them for the first time, all us people pleasers have asked the same question at some point: what would you do if you stopped caring what others think?

Expect music, some structured learning about sexiness and edginess, and two inner 12-year-olds embracing carefree nonchalance. Inviting “surprise and delight” and “beautifully poignant moments,” this sell-out show, now nominated for the OffFest Theatre Festival Awards, will bring laughter, fun and the inspiration to embrace who you truly are.

This is really the funniest and most touching, heart-warming, joyful, life affirming and inspiring show

Brighton Source

A photo of two people (Laura and Paul) on stage. Laura is shorter than Paul has shoulder length brown hair with a blonde quiff, she is wearing a black top and black leather jacket and making a gesture motioning towards herself. Paul stands next to her also dressed all in black.
An image of two performers on stage (Laura and Paul). They both look like they are doing a dance move of an arm wave in front of a projector.

About the production

This production contains strong language, strobe and flashing lights. 


Prices & info

General admission | £12

Venue

The Nest£12
Age Guidance
Ages 14+
Running time
1 hour 10 minutes
Age Guidance
Ages 14+
Running time
1 hour 10 minutes
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Call: 01243 781312 Email: hello@cft.org.uk
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